wiisterias:

Seriously though, if you want to be my friend all you have to do is message me saying “Hi we’re friends now ok” and I’ll just be like “ok, hi friend” and BAM our friendship has been made.

(via inthenewyorkstateofmind)

durianseeds:

Holiday drinking game for gays: take a shot every time your relatives ask you if you have a girlfriend.

(via tristanaxelrose)

katara:

if you call thanksgiving “turkey day”  i probably hate you 

(via whatsacanada)